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Toddler Demotivational Poster


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm, #252912
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm, #226667
love it!


I'LL HOLD MY BREATH -


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm, #242913
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm, #239542
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!


THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -


TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm, #255285
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm, #254767
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm, #254766
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm, #254765

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!


PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm, #233131
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? -


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

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FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm, #134127
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm, #134110
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm, #134109
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm, #134097
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm, #134075
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm, #134057
Excellent


KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS -




IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...




ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




DADS -


TAGS: diapers toddlers limits weight dads
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245768
Thanks for all the comments and L's folks!
CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245757
Been there. Can't let them get too full.
steve1961 - May 15, 2013, 3:54 am, #245749
You're supposed to CHANGE them?
SLOHAND62 - May 14, 2013, 9:39 pm, #245742
LoL 5 lb load to this. Whew I learned way late in life this picture is so true
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 9:22 pm, #245740
Oh, man, Missy, a packed load of memories there. Never changed one. If my lady was out, my rug rats were on their own. And that one there still has room for a couple more nuclear nuggets. 5 Lumpy loins
Greeny - May 14, 2013, 8:01 pm, #245739
To make a great daddy-gagger takes patience
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 7:09 pm, #245737
Now it makes sense


RETIREMENT PLANNING - Knowing that, in the long run, Social Security won't be worth a crap!


TAGS: toddler retirement funny baby planning
Rating: 4.4/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2012, 12:17 pm, #242076
You Got That Right.


EVERY TIME -




ROAD TO FRIEND'S HOUSE -


TAGS: friend road toddler
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - October 1, 2012, 7:31 pm, #239633

beautiful, post to motitwist too


SPLIT SECOND - The instance you realize that your toddler has mastered below the belt boxing.


TAGS: split second toddler defensive impact
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:12 pm, #241550
Especially if it's at the diningtable when the inlaws are over for dinner!


TODDLERS -


TAGS: toddler universe jobs kids
Rating: 4.11/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm, #130363
they* Typo, the telepathic toddler made me do it.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm, #130362
Yeah , the pwn!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 5:41 pm, #130352
the toddlers are showing ownership of their job obviously
Joonya - October 24, 2009, 5:33 pm, #130350
What's the apostrophe for?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:55 pm, #129292
The fundamental job of them is to yak on your shirt.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 6:43 pm, #129174
and dont come again another day
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 6:41 pm, #129173
Go away little Timmy
RonSucks - October 21, 2009, 6:36 pm, #129167
Grammar FAIL!


how to give your neighbor a heart attack -


TAGS: toddler clown mask
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 21, 2015, 4:01 am, #261322
Aw, look at little Pennywise Junior.


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